am I the only person who doesn’t wash their hair every day
cause
when I tell people I don’t wash my hair every day they look at me like I’m some disgusting hobo
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i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob
i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career
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(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)
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*jensen ackles backflips off of a cliff*
*lands safely in a gocart*
*drvies to the beach and jumps into the atlantic ocean*
*scuba dives to your house*
*drags himself into your bedroom*
*slaps you awake* so guess what jared did today
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*clinks glass* i’d like to make a toast. *puts bread in toaster*
(via unescapable)
The weirdest thing just happened. So my great uncle’s funeral service just happened, and we were there, and after the service, we were waiting to get our car from the garage across the street. Well, I was waiting outside by myself, while my family was inside. I am…
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ultimate sign of trust is me handing you my laptop or phone without hesitation
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hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but
fuck wasps
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